A Joke a day..

[steve-o]

Try this http://vimeo.com/5785056

Yeah.. saw that one . har .

[TechJunkie]

I cant remember the last time I saw my wena. Sometimes when I suck in my stomach I can see half of it.

[dnar]

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years*He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,*“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!

”She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

[hobbybob]

"I was in this elevator when a lady got in. I was staring at her breasts when she said, would you please press one.

I did...

I don't remember much afterwards."

[dnar]

I got home tonight to find a note from my wife on the fridge.

It read:

Not working.
Had enough.
Gone to my Mums.

I opened the fridge door, the light turned on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what she was on about

[TechJunkie]

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor dog a bone.
She bent over,
and Rover came over,
and gave her a bone of his own.

[jooopy]

Try this http://vimeo.com/5785056

Thanks I'd rather laugh late than not at all LOL~jimmy

[dnar]

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor dog a bone.
She bent over,
and Rover came over,
and gave her a bone of his own.

My version goes like this:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch old Rover a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

Childish I know

Actually , scoll back a few pages, I am sure I posted this one a while back.

[TechJunkie]

My version goes like this:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch old Rover a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

Childish I know

Actually , scoll back a few pages, I am sure I posted this one a while back.

For some reason it popped in my head. I had to edit mine twice because I forgot how it went.

Glad to see you back on the forum Wayne. I hope all is going better with you.

[dnar]

Hi mate. I pop in occassionally. Hope your having fun.