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  1. 03-08-2014, 03:28 #961
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    ..props to my Sis for sending this one in..

    Classic..
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...
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    Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck
    She put them on the window sill to see if they'd fall off.
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    WordUp ..
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    I went to the pub last night with some friends. A fat chic was dancing on a table.

    "Nice legs" I said.

    "Really?" She said smiling back at me.

    "Absolutely, most tables would have collapsed by now" I replied.
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: 2cwrm04.jpg  Views: 39  Size: 62.0 KB  ID: 42518...............................
    This space for rent.
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    I thought it was supposed to look like a Lipstick? That looks more like a hairy gallbladder.

    No wonder why Peppermint Patty loves him.
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    Here is my first attempt at an electronic joke.

    Did you here about the depressed 2N3055 transistor?

    His doctor diagnosed him as bipolar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Here is my first attempt at an electronic joke.

    Did you here about the depressed 2N3055 transistor?

    His doctor diagnosed him as bipolar.
    Haha, I like it...

    reminds me of a bad joke.....

    Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

    He was dragged in by a strong currant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galvonaut View Post
    Haha, I like it...

    reminds me of a bad joke.....

    Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

    He was dragged in by a strong currant!
    ROFL.

    People in the US would never get that joke. My girlfriend happens to be part British, and Scottish, so I got it. For some reason currants never took off here. I think its an evasive species in the US. Every Christmas I get a bottle of Ribena concentrate.
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    Friend sent me this one, Lol.. FAIR WARNING: The ending is probably NSFW..

    http://www.break.com/video/shii-the-...r-women-708978
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