How do you Circumcise a Whale?
Well first of all you need "Foreskin" divers!
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Whale Circumcision
How do you Circumcise a Whale?
Well first of all you need "Foreskin" divers!
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Kiss my ass
Attachment 57464Can`t help it - but i find this most amusing.
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More projects than time available.
More projects started than finished.
More money spent than earned.
More failure than success.
Just got to love lasers!
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singing Tenor
My wife was singing while washing dishes.
I said to her" Wow baby can you sing that in Tenor?" surprised, she replied
"Tenor! Why in tenor?" I said to her " Ten or fifteen miles away!" "you don't Baritone!"
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Camping sex
Sex is like camping,
f--king intense!
the word Fuck is an acronym from the 15th century meaning;
"Fornication under consent of King", this was a permission given by the King for a couple to have cordial proceedings to have children as a notice of F.U.C.K. sign was hung on the door of the house of the free to mate couple with out penalty
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I love the rationale of that. Here is another take on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...2th%20century.Originally Posted by Lasertize
Merry Christmas!
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So much for that Van Halen album...
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Some of you have seen the laser show I made "The Word F%#*".
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
it just about killed me the first time i saw it (selem). please post it again!
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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Thank you!
I would post a video, but I don't have a video of the show or my equipment setup. There isn't a way to capture video in Spaghetti (the program it was written in) and I don't have 3rd party video capture software.
Any ideas other than setting up and recording on my phone?
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
i use filmic pro on my iphone to record laser shows. it's got a shutter speed control that helps a great deal.
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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