A Joke a day..

[steve-o]

Nice Logo..................

[DZ]

Finally, with the attached guide, even you can determine whether a bird is male or female. You may have to click on the image to get it to work:

[laserLips]

http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?...om%2Fforums%2F

[steve-o]

'Pornolize Service' TM .. Hmm... I guess necessity really is the mother of invention. I like the "boob light with brass nipple"..

[DZ]

This thread just wont die will it?!

Ok, so a bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bar keep says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind in here." The bear says, "Excuse me? Just give me a damn beer!" "Sorry!" says the bar keep, "We don't serve your kind in here!" So the bear says, "If you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman at the end of the bar!" Again, the bar keep says, "Sorry, we just don't serve your kind in here!" So the bear, goes to the end of the bar and eats the woman. When he returns he again demands a beer. The bar keep says, "Sorry, we don't serve drug addicts here." The bear says, "WHAT?! I don't use drugs!" The bar keep says, "What about that barbitchyouate?"

[laserLips]

Hahahah...


A man is at home watching TV and his wife arrives home after work.

He says ' Love, can you get me a beer before it starts?'

She scutles into the kitchen and grabs him a beer.

He downs it and says again, ' Love, love, can you get me a beer before it starts?'

She huffs and goes and gets another beer from teh fridge...'here you are darling'

He drinks it in one glup and says ' love, love, quike get me another beer before it starts'

She says, ' Darlin I've just got back form work, and you havent asked me a thing about my day and take no ineterest in me'

to which he says' Oh god too late, it's started'

[steve-o]

There is a phlethora of jokes in my head and i cant retreive even one -- DZ ROFL-- OK -- I remembered 1... A guy walks into a bar and he has a normal body but he has a teeny- weeny little head, so the bar-keep says " what's with the head? and the guy says "I found a Genie in a bottle-- the guy opens it up and she looks like Barbara Eden -- ohhh-- the guy instantly wants sex-- she says " Oh, we Genies cant do that,"so he says "well, what about a little head"...eh heh...

[stanwax]

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely she farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price'.



Rob

[Jem]

... If only


OMG Just noticed that this is post number 666, am I really the devil in disguise???

[stanwax]

Im disapointed the image on that clip doesnt have a caption stating 'a policeman yesterday'


Rob