A Joke a day..

[dsli_jon]

...figured out what is wrong with our eBay ad: missing 2 very important parts:



photo credit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ayphotohosting

now THAT'S how to list a system!!!!
(best part is she won't be able to SEE her boyfriend sneaking up behind her ....!!
- JUST KIDDING, GALS!

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PS: one more along the lines of Steve-o's "Things said in Court" (Hilarious, BTW, Steve!! - LMAO!!!)

A man spoke frantically into the phone:
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

[steve-o]

Wow-wee! Got a front view?

[stanwax]

does she come with the system
very nice - and the laser looks good too :P
Rob

[Zoof]

must be the French touch

[Jem]

That's a hell of a sexy laser, pity the girl's in the way

Jem

[dsli_jon]

Wow-wee! Got a front view?

Yeah!! Here she is: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

...(sorry..

[dsli_jon]

does she come with the system

I wanna ask frenchie, there - but, not if she DOES, just how many times has he already been ASKED???

...and for the record, it is my DAUGHTERS' Barbie, OK???!!!

...sorry, got off track...
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You frequently enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You have started tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing - sideways
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

And last but not least:

16. You have at least one kid and/or pet named LOL, OMG, LMAO, ROFLMAO or WTF.

[dave321]

...figured out what is wrong with our eBay ad: missing 2 very important parts:



photo credit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ayphotohosting

now THAT'S how to list a system!!!!
(best part is she won't be able to SEE her boyfriend sneaking up to slip 'er the mickey!!
- JUST KIDDING, GALS!

--------
PS: one more along the lines of Steve-o's "Things said in Court" (Hilarious, BTW, Steve!! - LMAO!!!)

A man spoke frantically into the phone:
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

what laser ? i can't see any laser !!!

[DZ]

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?

If we stick together, we can stop this crap....



How many animals can fit in panty hose?

An ass, two calves, a beaver and a fish no one can find.

[dsli_jon]

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
If we stick together, we can stop this crap....

...fanny, DZ, very fanny!

-j