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    Hahaha rob that's a funny one and often so true ;-)
    A bit like this:

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    I didn't fail !
    I just found out 10,000 ways that didn't work.

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    Default And this one

    I have this one at work......we use it when we are having "one of those days...

    http://www.gifbin.com/982941

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    I think this is funny
    Woman's Remote
    Cheers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserchik View Post
    Hey Steve-O......I prefer to keep my anonymity. Oh, and the word is Un-Dead........

    If you come to SELEM 2011, I will see you then.

    As for what I am packing? Well, I hate to brag......

    Seriously, I am totally new, nothing more than a laser pointer at this time. However, I am not sure I am so much into the big laser gear as I am into the production design, art and lumia offerings. I am simply a new fan at this point......I have even referred to myself as a laser groupie at the moment. I am here to watch, discuss and learn.

    Now......what are YOU packing?????
    Well, I could respond to that question in so many uncouth ways on so many different levels that I think that I'll opt to just say that there are others out there with way bigger lasers than me ..
    [although I am packing some heat]

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    Default if I die

    A woman askes her husband "If I die, will you find someone else?"

    "Probably" answers the husband.

    "And will she sleep in our bed?"

    "Probably" answers the husband.

    "Would you let her drive my Mercedes also?"

    "Probably" answers the husband.

    "Would you let her use my golf clubs too?"

    The husband then makes a fatal mistake....

    "No, she is left handed".
    This space for rent.

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    Well, I could respond to that question in so many uncouth ways on so many different levels that I think that I'll opt to just say that there are others out there with way bigger lasers than me ..
    [although I am packing some heat]
    <snicker> AH, at least we could have had some fun with the uncouth version....heh heh

    ahem.....now for megaton.........

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    I need one of those
    WTB Where?
    Cheers-

    Quote Originally Posted by Laserchik View Post
    <snicker> AH, at least we could have had some fun with the uncouth version....heh heh

    ahem.....now for megaton.........

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    I forgot....we would have to add a LASERS button too!! lol!

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    History

    In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.


    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.


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    A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.


    He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”


    “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.


    “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”


    She looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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