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    What is the difference between a duck?

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    Quat?
    ..........

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    One flipper is a mirror image of the other.

    Did you hear the Irish knock-knock joke?

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    Not being Irish, I won't be the least bit offended..
    Please proceed, kind sir..


    (How did you end up in Shenzhen China, Dnar?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    Not being Irish, I won't be the least bit offended..
    Please proceed, kind sir..
    Say "Knock Knock"...

    (How did you end up in Shenzhen China, Dnar?)
    Airplane. Was that a trick question?

    I am working here for a stint, overseeing the first large scale production of new digital products.

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    I think they've been putting something in your tea Wayne
    Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    I think they've been putting something in your tea Wayne
    Tea? Hell, last night it was Sambuca until my head exploded...

    Off topic, this is my workplace for the next week or two. It's lonely work, not even the machines speak English.

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    Well, you know you can always count on all of us for support, group hugs etc etc etc

    "its called character briggs..."

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    This video requires no comment, but oh my god it's so stupid it's funny, especially the end :P

    He never made it to the store (video is called: Going to the store)

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    WTF....... i ....i..... ermm WTF

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