A Joke a day..

[RGbee]

My new Thai bride told me that a small penis would not really affect our relationship too much, but I do still wish she didn't have one.

[dnar]

My new Thai bride told me that a small penis would not really affect our relationship too much, but I do still wish she didn't have one.

That is beautiful! Thanks! I needed that laugh!

[dnar]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS....?

[planters]

dnar,

I saw a recent listing of the per capita income by nation and the U.S. came in at 17th, but Australia came in FIRST. Are you a fellow member of the community of better than everyone else at least in our own minds Americans?

[dnar]

Sorry, I do not understand your question.

[planters]

dnar,

I thought you were an Australian.

[dnar]

I am.

It's just a joke an American friend sent me.

[dnar]

I went to the zoo in Ningbo. The only animal there was a dog.

It was a ShihTzu.

[Jem]

I said to my wife, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."


That spider never knew what hit it.

[loopee]

True



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