I thought I'd try the new Pelican dish at my local Indian takeaway.
Food was great, but the bill was massive
Badum tish!
Senior Member
I thought I'd try the new Pelican dish at my local Indian takeaway.
Food was great, but the bill was massive
Badum tish!
Member
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a big knife
Now get in the van
lighting the way since 89
Senior Member
What deep thinkers men are
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
Senior Member
A 20hz sine wave walked into a bar...
The barman said "Why the long phase?"
Senior Member
A guy goes to a club after work, the doorman refuses him entry because he isn't wearing a tie.
The guy returns to his car to find his tie, only to find he left it at work. Thinking outside the box, he finds a set of car jumper cables in the boot of his car so wraps them around his neck like a tie and returns to the club.
The doorman again refuses him entry stating he is not wearing a real neck tie. The guy informs the doorman that he is wearing a new trend in neck ties and manages to convince the doorman to let him in.
The doorman agrees and says "Ok, I'll let you in this time, just don't start anything...."
This space for rent.
Senior Member
News just in...
He did not conduct himself well in the club. Police have arrested him and charged him with battery.
This space for rent.
Senior Member
He's now being held in the cellsOriginally Posted by dnar
Senior Member
If he were a minor, he would be grounded.
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
Senior Member
News update. The victims wounds proved to be terminal, the victim passed away earlier tonight in hospital. The offender is now facing a potential life sentence.
This space for rent.
Senior Member
News update. Police stated late this evening that they have received a constant trickle of reports suggesting an alternate offender may be responsible and request anyone that can positively identify the offender to come forward. Lawyers for the accused stated today the charges will not float. Lawyers for the deceased commented that the current situation is not positive.
This space for rent.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote