A Joke a day..

[steve-o]

Fully loaded.
Serious inquiries only .

[The_Doctor]

Fully loaded.
Serious inquiries only .

You're on. Can it talk, and can it fly? And will it try to gore me if I wave a red flag at it in an attempt to make it go? Don't ever let it be said that I am not serious about cars.

[dnar]

Fully loaded.
Serious inquiries only .

Is that a Falcon Cougar Thunderbird with triple twistle pistol valves?

[dsli_jon]

Heh.. Funny...

..Next-up: People do this with Beiber-lyrics... 'Beiberolled'?

[steve-o]

Doc wrote:
You're on. Can it talk, and can it fly? And will it try to gore me if I wave a red flag at it in an attempt to make it go? Don't ever let it be said that I am not serious about cars.

I think it can do all that. Just try not to piss it off and everything will be ok.

Dnar wrote:
Is that a Falcon Cougar Thunderbird with triple twistle pistol valves?

Yeah I think so. It's also got a super-deluxe turboulator and wing-jet intakes too .

[The_Doctor]

I think it can do all that. Just try not to piss it off and everything will be ok.

*looks at it nervously, partly wondering if it's got an engine at both ends* I think it's already pissed off...

EDIT:
Very important question, I forgot this earlier... Does it run on Oompa-loompas? I'm not so bothered if it can't consume them efficiently, it just has to be able to do it, as loudly as possible.

[steve-o]

*looks at it nervously, partly wondering if it's got an engine at both ends* I think it's already pissed off...

EDIT:
Very important question, I forgot this earlier... Does it run on Oompa-loompas? I'm not so bothered if it can't consume them efficiently, it just has to be able to do it, as loudly as possible.

I don't know what Oompa-loompas are but I'm sure that it would loudly consume anything and everything if it was tasty enough ..

[The_Doctor]

I am fairly certain you will not regret finding out all about Oompa-loompas. Warning, they are a mite unsettling..

[TechJunkie]

I don't know what Oompa-loompas are but I'm sure that it would loudly consume anything and everything if it was tasty enough ..

[steve-o]

I am fairly certain you will not regret finding out all about Oompa-loompas. Warning, they are a mite unsettling..

Gotta link? all I could see was little green haired people from Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory . I doubt if even that car would like the taste of them