A Joke a day..

[absolom7691]

Jon, you're my hero for bringing that to my attention! That was awesome!

[megaton]

Good one Jon

Cheers
Ed

[dnar]

>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Yes ?
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> How many beers a day?
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Usually about 3
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> How much do you pay per beer?
>>>>>>> Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> And how long have you been drinking?
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> About 20 years, I suppose
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which
>>>>>>> puts your spending each month at $450.
>>>>>>> In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Correct
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Correct
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Do you drink beer?
>>>>>>> Woman:
>>>>>>> No
>>>>>>> Man:
>>>>>>> Where's your Ferrari?

[dchammonds]

I stumbled across this little gem while searching for some fly buzzing sound effects...

The One Minute Fly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf8yEb1cwY

I've watched it about a dozen times...

[JJWMACHINECO]

[absolom7691]

Take that, hippies!!!!

[steve-o]

When ever I need a laugh, I go and read the "Privacy Policy" here again .. Spec, you're my hero

[absolom7691]

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[planters]

absolom,
When I first saw this (about a year ago), I printed it and started to pass it around. Even non-techs like it and it has passed well outside my circle of friends. Thanks for posting. Now, I can make some fresh copies!

[absolom7691]

absolom,
When I first saw this (about a year ago), I printed it and started to pass it around. Even non-techs like it and it has passed well outside my circle of friends. Thanks for posting. Now, I can make some fresh copies!

Excellent! My work here is done.