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Thread: A Joke a day..

  1. #1271
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    Lightbulb math

    What is half of two plus two?
    answers;
    0 =tard
    1=special Ed
    2= do it again
    3= go on to collage
    4= failed
    5= way beyond you
    Last edited by Lasertize; 12-28-2020 at 11:30.

  2. #1272
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  3. #1273
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    Default

    2020. I’ll just leave it there

  4. #1274
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    Default Have you found Jesus?

    Have you Tried next door?

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    Default Declaration of independence

    Where was the declaration of independence document Singed ?

    At the bottom of the page!

  6. #1276
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    Default Relativity

    Roses are red,
    roses are blue
    depending on their velocity
    relative to you


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    Quote Originally Posted by dchammonds View Post
    Roses are red,
    roses are blue
    depending on their velocity
    relative to you

    Very good. May I steal that?

    Please pardon the following limerick on the grounds that it can be interpreted as an oblique comment on the telcom industry:

    An upside down wye named lambda
    went to visit her good friend Amanda
    She skipped along waves
    'cause those were her 'faves
    and traveled away across Canada

  8. #1278
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    Default Ha, ha, ha!

    Quote Originally Posted by dchammonds View Post
    Roses are red,
    roses are blue
    depending on their velocity
    relative to you

    .That is pretty gooad~non joke but a truth of white roses flying in opposite directions relative perspective depending on the hue of velocity for each rose in motion
    I wonder how many on the forum got it?

  9. #1279
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    Very good. May I steal that?

    Please pardon the following limerick on the grounds that it can be interpreted as an oblique comment on the telcom industry:

    An upside down wye named lambda
    went to visit her good friend Amanda
    She skipped along waves
    'cause those were her 'faves
    and traveled away across Canada
    Too late- it was stolen long before I got it.

  10. #1280
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    Default Alligator attack

    How do you outswim an alligator chasing you?
    Outswim your buddy!

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