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    Talking How many 5 years olds could you take in a fight?

    I don't wish to overly boast about my physical prowess but I recently found out that I could take 24 5 year olds in a fight.

    So if there's any trouble at the UKLEM from 5 year olds' then stand behind me, Lads !!

    How many could YOU take?

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    Cool

    Saw this on digg a while back...

    24 for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffo View Post
    24 for me.

    Adam
    Fightin' dirty I see

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    Yeah, well - I figure it's them or me, see...

    I know a guy that scored like 28 on that thing, and he's older than I am. I figure he's either got a black belt, or he's *really* fighting dirty...

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    29 Here. That is somewhat interesting, I would love to see what they base their numbers on?
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    Age counts a lot. So does previous fighting experience and balance. Beyond that, I'm not so sure, but there was quite a discussion about it on digg.

    The big advantage is if you're willing to pick up a "dead" (or even unconscious) 5 year old and swing him around like a mace, bludgeoning the other kids. If you can stomach that, you're bound to get a better score. Oh, and extra points if you're willing to resort to biting. (For the record, I answered Maybe to the first one and yes to the second one.)

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    Looks like I'm still the UK No.1 Daddy.

    I may have to dig out my jacket and dicky and call myself "Da Management" at the meet.

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    Hahaha 28 for me. The last page of questions cracked me up... but this is just wrong.

    Adam I agree... when I answered it I figured it was indeed a fight for survival...

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    40 bitches :-P

    I would definitely use one as a wrecking ball of sorts, especially if they were like those little punks in the movie hostel.

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    Man, what's up with the 36-55 age bracket?
    I'm 37 and that puts me in with the old farts?!
    I'd feel bad while doing so, but I wouldn't hesitate to use a severed limb as an offensive weapon!
    Oh yeah, I scored a miserable 22.


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