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    New video on youtube not laser related but thought you guys might like to take a look - and it has a floyd soundtrack - though only a 30 second one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9cZ2Eg6PPo

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    I have some things in my garden that do that. They're called cauliflower.

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    and I bet they taste better than the sheep

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    Can't risk watching that, being as I'm 50% Welsh it may get messy

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    I knew there was somthing odd about you mate

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    Ahhh, Wales... Where the men are MEN and the sheep are nervous.

    Or, to put it another way, "Are you my daaaaaaaady?"

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    You guys...
    It's my birthright to quote these :

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    Two Welsh women talking in a bus Queue:
    Woman 1 "Have you heard, Megan Hughes is getting married."
    Woman 2 "Getting married? I didn't even know she was pregnant."
    Woman 1 "Megan's not pregnant."
    Woman 2 "Not pregnant and still getting married? There's posh for you."
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    What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his bum?
    A Taffy Apple
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    What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Swansea?

    An outdoor leisure centre.
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    What do you call a Welshman with more than one sheep?

    A bigamist
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    What do you call a Welshman with more than 500 girlfriends?

    A Shepherd
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    Why did the Welsh navy get lost at sea?
    They lost their sheep to shore radio.


    What happened when they found it?
    They radioed a ewe-boat
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    Have you heard about the latest Welsh sex aid?

    Velcro gloves
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    The Welsh Have invented a new use for sheep:

    Wool
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    Why are Welsh Border Collies so quick on their feet?

    They've seen what happens to slow sheep
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    What do you call an Welshman with sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

    Bisexual
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    Welshman, standing on the top of the WDA building in Cardiff, threatening to jump...

    The rescue team got to him and tried to find out what his problem was.

    "I come from a small village in Powys" he explained, "my name is Dai Jones" "So what's the problem" asked the negotiator.

    "About twenty years ago I saved a young boy from drowning but they didn't call me Jones the Lifesaver. Later that year I put out a fire that was threatening a stable, they didn't call me Jones the Firefighter. The next year I wrote an award-winning novel, they didn't call me Jones the Author, and then I made a film, but they didn't call me Jones the Director. Since then I've been a baker and a butcher, but I'm not Jones the Baker or Jones the Butcher, I've made shoes and fished in the Atlantic, but I'm not Jones the Cobbler or Jones the Fisherman..."

    "... but I shag one bloody sheep...."
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    An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
    He decides he'll have a little fun.
    The ventriloquist says "Hello. Fine looking dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

    "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git." The Welshman replied

    "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?" The ventriloquist asked

    "Doin' alright." Responded the dog. The Welshman looked extremely shocked.

    "Is this Taffy your owner?" pointing at Welshman

    "Yep" said the dog:.

    "How does he treat you?"

    "Really good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    The ventriloquist asks the disbelieving Welshman "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think." Replied the Welshman

    "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    "Cool." Replied the horse

    "Is this your owner?" asked the ventriloquist pointing at astounded Welshman

    "Yep"

    "How's he treat you?"

    "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often," The horse responded. "and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

    Then the ventriloquist asked "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


    "The sheep's bloody a liar." Replied the Welshman quickly
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