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    Default Forget it! Nerds will never be cool!

    I just got picked up by the Median County, Ohio Police Station! (where I grew up!)

    Whoa!

    I was DRUNK!

    At an outdoor live band, public show!

    Nowhere near my car!

    And those A-holes took me to their staion!

    What a bunch of Sh*t!

    F**k that!

    It was at my 25 year high school reunion!!!!!

    James.

    I told you I was a NERD!

    F**king Jocks!

    These are the only frownie faces I've ever posted!

    I am so much better than that!

    I got pointed out to the cops by the very few high school jerks that showed up for the "event".

    I had just finished my 6th beer on an empty stomache and I was going to start stuffing myself with over priced crappy pizza. I would have been fine.

    Don't you think it's kinda' weird to have a line of beer tap trucks on one side and a line of porta-potties on the other, a live band in between, and NOT expect people to get a buzz?
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    You izza Bad Bwoi !!

    I'll look out for you on a future episode of COPS.

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    LOL, i'm waitin for the COPS episode aswell!

    To let us know its you, grab any laser that you have with you and functional, and shine it around abit, that'll get everyones attention!

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    Well. They were jerks about it. But at least they didn't mess me up, or hand cuff me or arrest me or anything.

    Once they get on you they don't leave you alone. They're like gnats or something.

    James.

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    Not like Britain then where you can have 20 pints and not stand up and still not get arrested.

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    It was just another way for those high school jerks to screw with me yet again. The way it works over here is if anyone tells a cop someone is being bad, that's all it takes. They've got the routine down. They tell you that several people have complained and that you've already been asked to leave, twice and now you're being combative. I'm standing there, with a dumb look on my face thinking, where do we go from here? Our Bill of Rights is just an inconvenience. You are out of options before they even start on you. There's really no way to describe the scene without making myself look like an idiot. Oh well. I just went back to get my car. At least there was no ticket on it or any other hassle.

    I guess it could have been much worse.

    "The heat came 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day!"
    The Grateful Dead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Lehman View Post
    I guess it could have been much worse.
    ...too bad 'Dad' could not show up and brain them all with his twin destructo-stiens... (this shot HAS to be a T-shirt! classic!!!

    Power to the People, James!!!

    peace..
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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Dad!.jpg  

    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    I love this picture too!

    http://www.sakupen.com

    This guy does have a T-shirt for sale, but it's not this pic.

    James.

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    Not as bad as here! Walk past a cop with a 5mw laser and they'll take it off you LOL

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    As I was telling the story to my friend today, I rifled through my fanny pack (OK my fag bag!) and I found a full unbroken retractable box cutting razor knife. Had it with me the whole time! Wheeeeewww!

    James.

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