Nahh... Can't leave the wife. The lasers are replaceable. She isn't.

For the very few of you that have met her, you know what I'm talking about. Any woman that can put up with all my shit (not to mention a house full of laser crap) is a keeper for sure.

Besides, the house is insured. If it gets blown away by a storm I'd probably come out ahead on the deal. Then again, the prospect of living in a hotel for a year while they re-build my house doesn't exactly sound like fun either.

Adam