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    Default Pet Shop Bombing

    Terrorist Walks into pet shop , puts bomb on counter
    and runs out screaming you have all got 30 seconds to get out !
    Tortoise shouts back - "you c*nt"

    Funniest joke i heard in ages :-) so i thought i would share
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    Nice !! (blanky blanky to meet minimum character limit)

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    I am not sure what is worse, the joke, of the kitten stuffed bra... Poor cat...
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    How Dare you !!

    That's (almost) a physical representation of the Firefox Logo.
    And who doesn't like a little pussy ...............




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    My problem with it is that beast has no idea what to do with that thing... It's lible to regain consciousness and scratch that purdy teet. It kinda looks like it is trying to take a bite... I Wonder if the tail tickles... See, now you have me over analysing it.

    There is an uncanny resemblence now that you point it out.

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    Ah, I hadn't seen the avatar of the day yet
    We could use a bigger version

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourDee View Post
    We could use a bigger version
    And let that purdy thang out of the bra... get rid of the cat first.

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    yes high res NOWWWW
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    That brings up the burning question all straight men want to know.....

    What the hell is "tat" and how do we make this infamous exchange?

    James.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Lehman View Post
    That brings up the burning question all straight men want to know.....

    What the hell is "tat" and how do we make this infamous exchange?

    James.
    WHAT? some of us straight men need to know the term "tat" before we can term the question burning...

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