Quote Originally Posted by tocket View Post
Ok, now I'm going to have nightmares... though not worse than the one I had last weekend. Dreaming about waking up with a really ugly girl is as bad as it gets.
You know the difference between Coyote Ugly and Coyote FUGLY, right?

Coyote Ugly is when you wake up in the morning to discover that your right arm is pinned under the body of a hideous woman that you had sex with the night before when you were drunk. She is *so* ugly that you CHEW YOUR RIGHT ARM OFF to escape rather than risking waking her up by pulling your arm out from under her.

Coyote FUGLY is sort of the same thing, except the bitch is *SO* damn ugly that you chew your OTHER arm off later just to spite yourself!

Adam