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Thread: I have a $17 mill. investor!!!

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    Default I have a $17 mill. investor!!!

    Can you believe this?? some guy in iceland, UK actually researched ME, and decided to invest some 17 million dollars in MY Laser business!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???

    WOW??!!!!?!?

    Read this E-mail he sent me:
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    "Nurul Benjamin Irwani
    Bsc (Hons)uk ACCA
    Iceland United Kingdom

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am Nurul Benjamin Irwani by name, living in iceland United Kingdom.i am interested in
    Partnership/join ventureship in
    china ,Europe, Asia,Middle east And Korea
    I have fund deposit in london which i inherited from my late father as the only son.
    I have thought of many things to do with this fund but could not get to a conclusion.
    Now i have decided to seek for capable hands in terms of business investment and partnership to enable me give
    this funds good direction. For me am not vast in business becouse i have just finish my studies
    here in iceland and want to use this fund with capable hands in business for investment.
    This fund is £17.2milion.
    I am intrested in this area of investment
    (1)Construction of Real Estates
    (2)Information Technologies
    (3)Freight Forwarding and Haulaging
    (4)Manufacturing and Recycling
    (5)texsile/clothing
    (6)heavy printing
    you kindly indicate your interest and get back to me
    with the following information.
    1)your telephone number
    2)fax number
    3)the area you be willing.
    5)email address
    6)company's full information
    REPLY TO MY E-MAIL (irwaninurul@yahoo.co.uk)

    NOTE:PLEASE WE CAN ARRANGE ON WHERE WE CAN MEET TO DISCUSS IN FULL DETAILS.

    looking forward to hear from you.
    Best Regards
    Nurul Benjamin Irwani
    Bsc (Hons)uk ACCA"
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    isnt this GREAT?????? i CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is gonna be a GREAT opportunity for me. i think i am just going to forward this guy ALL of my banking info, my SS#, AND my pin #'s. i mean, this HAS to be legit right???

    LOL.....

    I SWEAR TO F*N GOD......IF I EVER met any of these ASSHOLES i would SOOOOOOOOOOOO have a field day kicking their teeth down the back of their throats!!!

    sorry, just got a kick out of this.

    -Marc
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    Woweee...what an opportunity....err hang on...
    ...Iceland United Kingdom????? sumthin fishy here!
    Move toward the light!

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    He's obviously under the misapprehension that there is still some money left in *his* UK account, especially if his bank had anything to do with Iceland

    Perhaps you could reply asking for HIS bank details just to check the money's still there

    Jem
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    the sad thing is that some people actually fall for these mails....

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    i just stole that email from you and am emailing him now! im totally stealing this deal from you! mauahahahahahaaaaaaa! sorry but its your fault you posted his email... im sure he will wanna spend that money with me! i only asked for 10 million


    yes im rich!

    time to retire!




    i like how he said his area of investment had nothing to do with lasers

    maybe he wants to do construction out of lasers
    -Josh

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    (insert napolean dynamite voice here)....."lucky".....

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    To be honest Marc I WILL invest in your company whan my lottery money comes through. I have won over £850,000 about sixteen times in the last month - to be honest its getting boring winning so often. And you know the crazy thing is I dont even play the lottery!
    Isnt the interweb a wonderful place.

    Rob

    PS take a look on Amazon for a book called 'delete this at your peril' Its a Scotish guys transcripts of his communications with some of these assholes. Its good n fun cos he bores the living shites outta them until they just give up - Hes a star
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    Dude - massive business growth potential!!

    Now you MUST hire a partner...from the South...with a 1 watt 532...and Pangolin gear...
    RR

    Metrologic HeNe 3.3mw Modulated laser, 2 Radio Shack motors, and a broken mirror.
    1979.
    Sweet.....

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    Sir/Madam...
    Sure. I'd throw 17 million at someone without knowing their gender any day.

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    Big deal. I've got some pills coming that are going to make me blow the ladies away all night long.

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