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    Default Dumb Laws...

    Up for a good laugh?

    Check out this website. http://www.dumblaws.com

    I picked a few from some of em southern states...

    Texas

    "Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos."



    Tennessee

    "You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile."

    "It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish."

    "It is legal to gather and consume roadkill."

    That means you, Randy!

    "When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming."

    "By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground."

    "Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians."

    I agree with this one...

    Post your favorite dumb laws!
    Enjoy,
    Adam

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    "Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians."

    My favorite by far!

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    from maryland (my state)
    It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

    from ohio (the land of james)
    It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance
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    Wow this site is great! Since Florida is such a tourist trap, I thought I'd offer the kind public service of providing some of our dumb laws here. Just remember, when you travel to Florida, if you decide to go to the beach you should refrain from "singing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit." If you happen to be an unmarried women, in order to avoid jail time, you shouldn't skydive on Sundays. And sex with a porcupine is strickly prohibited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZ View Post
    Wow this site is great! Since Florida is such a tourist trap, I thought I'd offer the kind public service of providing some of our dumb laws here. Just remember, when you travel to Florida, if you decide to go to the beach you should refrain from "singing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit." If you happen to be an unmarried women, in order to avoid jail time, you shouldn't skydive on Sundays. And sex with a porcupine is strickly prohibited.

    "It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit."

    This law is under constant violation during spring break events.... It must be stopped!



    Uh,,, on second thought.... What the hell!


    "It is illegal to skateboard without a license."

    "license and registration please..... You were grinding in a no grind zone."


    "When having sex, only the missionary position is legal."

    Damn! No doggy style!


    "You may not fart in a public place after 6 P."

    Woops!


    "It is considered an offense to shower naked."

    This makes sense, clean clothes and body at the same time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DZ View Post
    sex with a porcupine is strickly prohibited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gottaluvlasers View Post
    OH CRAP!!!!! IM IN TROUBLE
    That, my friend, is what is called an overshare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 300EVIL View Post
    Up for a good laugh?

    Check out this website. http://www.dumblaws.com

    I picked a few from some of em southern states...

    ....
    Tennessee

    "You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile."

    "It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish."

    "It is legal to gather and consume roadkill."

    That means you, Randy!

    "...Adam
    If it's stiil kicking or show ANY signs of life what-so-ever when you first approach it, I don't think that constitutes roadkill...

    Also, I never learned how to lasso (seems kind of silly when you can just drop a couple of sticks of dynamite anyway!!), and the only whales I've ever seen around these here parts are the 2-legged, spandex-wearing, Big-Gulp slurping variety that inhabit the aisles and checkout lanes at Wal-Mart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 300EVIL View Post
    Texas

    "Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos."

    So, five is OK. Right?

    James.

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    Ummmmm, I thank us Tennessee folk ourta stick together again them outsiders try'n't make us look bad

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