Haha, I can see it now, in about 10-20 years that'll be the sale item for t-giving. A laser fired deep fried turkey. Done in about umm... 3 seconds.
Reminds me of the grill lighting competition. Anyone heard of this? One guy ended up winning in about 3-4 seconds using about a gallon of liquid oxygen. They key to it was to have a burning ember already lit, like a cigarette or something similar. The only problem was that it made it impossible to grill, since the grill would melt and about a 8 foot circle of grass disappeared around it... cool videos of it if you can find them