Damn it !!!
at least i guessed the level of nerd i would be correctly
...Well, now you can GET one, Anthony!!!! (...I'm taking orders via PM-only; all proceeds go directly to SPEC...
I'm kidding...
...If you make one of these up, just be sure before you put it on, that you are in front of someone you WANT to have hug you...
- ie: Gus' Gal as-opposed-to Gimli
peace...
j
....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...
...what, nobody liked the T-shirt??
..ok, how about a SONG, then: (to be sung to the tune/music of 'Dani California' by Red Hot Chili Peppers...)
"It was born in the state of exci-tation
Papa was an ion, Mama, solid-state'n
Capt'n Spec - up-n-got a server
Loaded up a smiley, then he lit th' burner
Then we all found out and we'z blinded by th' light
All of us creatures of niiight...
Along came buffo, clan, DZ n' Jojo
Banthai, sofo, avatar'n mofo!
mix'gas, stanwax, Jem n' vj aiwaz
allthat, tocket, stuka, holes n' pockets...
We're all just sharin' secrets how to make it right
All of us creatures of liiight...
Spectra-Physics, rest in peace
we'll miss you photon-ic-ly
now, Coherent, show your teeth
OPSL's what we neeead, yeeah, yeeah"
(I don't think you NEED to take a 'nerd test' if you write a song about Photonlexicon, am I right??
...Don't worry, I won't 'quit my day job'...
...anybody care to tackle the next stanza?
peace...
j
....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...
Been hittin' the plasma again, Jon?
Hey cool - I made it into a song!!
RR
Metrologic HeNe 3.3mw Modulated laser, 2 Radio Shack motors, and a broken mirror.
1979.
Sweet.....
WUhahahhahaaha jon!
you must have visited holland several times...
It good stuff you have been using :-)
thank you....:-)
Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.
Scored 30
dsli jon wrote :
...anybody care to tackle the next stanza?
A little something I did a few years ago: apologies to the big guy upstairs.
Plasma 23
The laser manufacturer is my Shepherd; I shall not want, provided I have big dollars or little yuan.
He maketh long glass tubes, of argon, helium, and even neon.
He leadeth me to the cooling water
He restoreth my dead, low pressure or broken tubes
He leadeth me in the paths of frequency doubling.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the club owners,
I will fear no CDRH: For my scanners and maglite are with me,
Thou preparest a beam table before me in the presence of dmx.
Thou annointest my projector with lumia, My wattmeter is on overange.
Surely photons and haze shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the laser booth with the largeframe til retirement.
Last edited by mixedgas; 12-06-2008 at 11:54.