How much of a nerd are you?

[300EVIL]

LOL! You guys are funny!

[bridge]

Is there any Chinese edition?
I really don't know some words very clearly. .
GPA, maybe here is totally different saying. I don't know how to choose.
Popular Science, Science News Weekly, Scientific American, Discover, all the magazine here are very difficult to own it, , I really like Discover,.
element?
Fermium
DNA
Berillium
Galidium
difficult for me, Fe, Ga, Be, all element, .
Which of the following is not a real programming language?
BASIC
C++
PASCAL
Assembly
FORTRAN
COBOL
what is COBOL?
Which calculator brand is your favorite?

Texas Instrument
Hewlett-Packard (post-1990)
Hewlett-Packard (pre-1990 -- RPN, dude!)
Sharp w/ Advanced D.A.L.
Casio
I don't care, as long as it adds
I don't care as long as it graphs
I only know Casio. sharp TV, .
......................

anyway, really interesting to have test,
Best regards!
Bridge

[Mr.Coffee]

95, a bit higher than I expected.

[ljk]

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron , 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons , which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons . Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes . This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass . When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[heroic]

Oh my.

[heroic]

dsli jon wrote :
...anybody care to tackle the next stanza?

Plasma 24:

The rare earth is the LORD's, and the bandgap thereof;
the electrons that dwell within.

For he hath energized them upon the high-state,
and established population inversion.

Who shall pump unto the high-state?
or who shall stimulate in his holy cavity?

He that hath clean optics, and pure lines; who hath not
overdriven his pump diode unto destruction, nor sold
deceitfully overmarked.

He shall receive the blessing from the PhotonLexicon,
and righteousness from the Target of his Scanners.

This is the generation of them that seek violet, that seek
thy Light, o Blu-Ray. SELEM.

Lift up your Yttrium, O ye Q-switch; and be ye lift up,
ye everlasting inversion; and the Pulse of glory shall come out.

Who is this Pulse of glory? The LIGHT strong and mighty,
the LIGHT mighty in emission.

Lift up your heads, O ye Q-switch, even power them up,
ye everlasting inversion, and the Pulse of glory shall come out.

Who is this Pulse of glory? The LIGHT of YAG, it is the
Pulse of glory. SELEM.


...I don't like it as much as Plasma 23.

[keeperx]

[Aidan]

20% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
79% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.

[mixedgas]

Heroic Wrote:

Who is this Pulse of glory? The LIGHT strong and mighty,
the LIGHT mighty in emission.

Lift up your heads, O ye Q-switch, even power them up,
ye everlasting inversion, and the Pulse of glory shall come out.

Who is this Pulse of glory? The LIGHT of YAG, it is the
Pulse of glory. SELEM.



Wow, I'm stunned, We have a new candidate for Laser Poet Laureate.
That was a lot of work!
Steve