Ohhhh ...looking sweet andy ..looking sweet !
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Ohhhh ...looking sweet andy ..looking sweet !
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She can busy herself behind the canteen counter in womans work, making brews for the lads etc.Originally Posted by Jem
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Do you want to tell her or shall IShe can busy herself behind the canteen counter in womans work, making brews for the lads etc.
Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
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here here.. .She can busy herself behind the canteen counter in womans work, making brews for the lads etc.
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The Troll formerly known as Herbert Von Poople-Futtocks
Well, as we are some distance away I nominate you as my proxy.
Ensure that the general area is free of shiny things that may distract her and say.......
"Oi, Bird, get behind that counter and rustle up some brew and butties for the lads or you'll get the back of me 'and !!"
And if you encounter resistance then follow it up with ....
"And you can wipe that miserable face off. You can be replaced in seconds on www.mail-order-brides.com you know!"
Happy to help.
Soforene's Marriage Guidance Service
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You're a very brave (or foolishSoforene's Marriage Guidance Service
If my marriage ever gets into difficulty i'll know where to come, have you thought of a change in career?
Jem
Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
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thats not an issue jem thats a big fooking problem!!!
we wana see you there with your projector!! and sms feature which im yet to see working!
I will be bringing my SMS2Laser setup Andy to let you see working, if Jem can't make it (hope you can Jem!!!!)
I also have VST but it's a bit sketchy as to when it works
Nice Green's BTW
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Jem - Tell yer missis Rob & Soffy Boy are doing a Full Monty type dance routine to some old Val Doonican numbers @ UKLEM 3 and an arf!
She will not be able to resist!!
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Jems wife may not be able to resist...BUT I 'd rather NOT be put thru such an ordeal if you dont mind!Jem - Tell yer missis Rob & Soffy Boy are doing a Full Monty type dance routine to some old Val Doonican numbers @ UKLEM 3 and an arf!
She will not be able to resist!!
Move toward the light!
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Again!!Jems wife may not be able to resist...BUT I 'd rather NOT be put thru such an ordeal if you dont mind!
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