Couple quick chuckles...

[dsli_jon]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/10/man...changes-world/

(make sure you watch the video!!!!

Fav quote:

"Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point," he said. "Tailoring-her to laserists? No problem! She could also, say, be programmed to 'clap and cheer' when, for example, your new $12K CNI 'RGB all-in-one' arrives via FedEx...and even say "Ooohh, Koooool, hunny!!! Turn it on! Turn it on! Turn it on!!" ...as-opposed-to, say, 'deriding / mocking you' or 'shaking the checkbook, disapprovingly' - or worse - punishing you with abstinence..."

...OK, ok, I added that part...

And, of course, this article would not be complete without a great 'follow-up':

http://www.switched.com/2008/12/10/s...s-it-cheating/



OK, lastly, this one is corny, but humourous - http://www.switched.com/2008/12/06/s...-pirate-threa/

(though I'm not sure if having a 'laser-toting Rumsfeld-protege' helps us or hurts us...

... And we have just GOT to hook this guy up with Laserman532, and his micro-machining lase-o-matic!!! - http://www.guzer.com/videos/needle-art.php - he can certainly afford to BUY ONE!!!

njoy...
j

[QUAZAR]

And how exactly does a laser disable a boat engine???

[Docjohn]

I think I inhaled her


John

[Laserman532]

dayammm!!!!! back to the drawing board. 20 million dollars wow!

[dsli_jon]

Hey Cap'n -

dayammm!!!!! back to the drawing board. 20 million dollars wow!

Well, hook 'im up, Maaan!! I am sure if you showed him some samples, he'd get fired up and you could place a rig! (but not the Cobra I'm still gunning for it - I'm tryin!, I'm tryin!... (2009 is lookin pretty good so far, so we'll see... )

ie: I have a 3/4" x 3/4" piece of alum plate with the ENTIRE Dec of Indi written into it - you've gotta be able to top that!!!

Tell him that 'you've got a laser that he can use to split the hairs on his little needle-dollys!'

...OR, I know - offer to custom-scribe the names of dignities, VIPs, etc - on the NEEDLES - so when he does, for example, a commissioned-likeness of, say, 'Queen Elizabeth', you can write: 'to Queenie from Willy' on the shaft..and, of course, such precise work would demand a pretty penny (ie: $20K a pop... ...I'm such a capitalist-pig!

just an ide'r...
j