Code:Eric.asm - I considered writing this in Python, but that would be cheating. Half a bee, - Bombus (Latin) in two equal parts, one of which is missing. philosophically, - We need this. Fine distinctions must be made here. must, ipso facto - See above, noting the pertinent realism of the issue. half not be; - Resolves a fundamental dichotomy. This would have impressed Shakespeare. but half the bee - But not us; we live in a more existential age... has got to be, - Materialistic even. Even a half bee is a commodity. vis a vis - Let's face it, it's staring us in the face even though it's only got one eye. it's entity. - Posits the essential singularity of our friend Eric. You see? - Asserts rather than merely tests the paradigm. But can a bee - I don't know, can it? Required test for non-zero. be said to be - Specifically, is the earlier assertion tenable? an entire bee - Provisionally reasserts Eric so we don't lose him. if half the bee - Redundant test for zero; we can't be too careful. is not a bee - This is the actual zero we must be concerned with. due to some ancient injury? - Warning! This prior condition might result in a divide by zero error. Singing... - Not too sure about this one. Typo? Sigint? Unsigned? Sigmund? La di dee - one two three - Eric the half a bee - Reassert yet again. That zero casts a long shadow. a b c d e f g - Iterator function, purpose not entirely clear in this context. Eric the half a bee - Reassert yet again. That zero still casts a long shadow.