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    Default ASM vs Python.

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    Eric.asm                        -       I considered writing this in Python, but that would be cheating.
    
    Half a bee,                     -       Bombus (Latin) in two equal parts, one of which is missing.
    philosophically,                -       We need this. Fine distinctions must be made here.
    must, ipso facto                -       See above, noting the pertinent realism of the issue.
    half not be;                    -       Resolves a fundamental dichotomy. This would have impressed Shakespeare.
    but half the bee                -       But not us; we live in a more existential age...
    has got to be,                  -       Materialistic even. Even a half bee is a commodity.
    vis a vis                       -       Let's face it, it's staring us in the face even though it's only got one eye.
    it's entity.                    -       Posits the essential singularity of our friend Eric.
    You see?                        -       Asserts rather than merely tests the paradigm.
    But can a bee                   -       I don't know, can it? Required test for non-zero.
    be said to be                   -       Specifically, is the earlier assertion tenable?
    an entire bee                   -       Provisionally reasserts Eric so we don't lose him.
    if half the bee                 -       Redundant test for zero; we can't be too careful.
    is not a bee                    -       This is the actual zero we must be concerned with.
    due to some ancient injury?     -       Warning! This prior condition might result in a divide by zero error.
    
    Singing...                      -       Not too sure about this one. Typo? Sigint? Unsigned? Sigmund?
    La di dee                       -
    one two three                   -
    Eric the half a bee             -       Reassert yet again. That zero casts a long shadow.
    a b c d e f g                   -       Iterator function, purpose not entirely clear in this context.
    Eric the half a bee             -       Reassert yet again. That zero still casts a long shadow.

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    OHHH! I didn't know you can post code here!
    CLICKY!!!

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    Do not, I repeat, do not, mistake that for code.

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