
Originally Posted by
soforene
You'll be cacking your pants when they get there cus they are all exponents of the ancient martial art of "Ecky-Thump" as well !!
Goodes, Goody Goody yum yum ........
Oh Dear, Oh dear, Oh dear.... 
I can see that you all need some tuition in 'northern' speak as practiced by us *real* Yorkshire folk 
In an effort to lighten this thread, see if you can work these out....
1. Intitot
2. Giusit
3. Summatsupeer
4. Gerritetten
5. Gerartanit
6. Supwithee
7. Iantgorrit
8. Smarraweim
9. Azeeginiter
10. Geeitmester
11. Eezgooinoam
12. Asthmum
13. Asthe gorrit withy
14. Purremineer
15. Ayampt eared nowt
16. Astha gorrit reight
17. Thalafter gerra newun
18. Eesezitintis burraberritis
19. Lerrus gerrus ands washd
20. Summonemz gorra gerroff
21. Weev gorra gerras imbux
22. Thamn gerrit lernt
23. Shut thigob
24. Owzeeno
25. Berritinters
26. Nardendee, wotdardooin
27. Asta seenim ont telly
28 Corforus ararpastate intmormin
29. It dunt marrer
30. Lerrus gurrat pixchers
31. Astagorratenner
32. Eenosenowtabartit
33. Eez gunna gerra lorra lolly fer
34. Lerrer gerrontbus
35. Essdurant purrizead undert watr
36. Eesezeantadit
37. Oowereewi, wuree weeissen
38. Ateltim burriwunt lissen
39. Lerrim purrisaton
40. Astle clowt thee if tha dungiare
41. Tintintin
42. Gerrarry tergithi and weeit
43. Eez gorris atooam
44. Thawantser wash thieroils aht
45. Middads gorra jag
46. Thakkan if tha wants
47. Tantad nowt dunnatit as I nose
48. Cantha kumterourowse tuneet
49. Weers gaffa
50. Geraway withi thaduntno
Answers below.
1. Crikey, it is warm!2. Give me it3. Something is up, here4. Get it eaten5. Get out of it! (exclamation of disbelief).6. What is up with you? (context, yer daft ha'peth, woz supwithee?)7. I have not got it8. What is the matter with him?9. Is he going to hit her?10. Give it, mister!11. He is going home12. Ask your mother13. Have you got it with you?14. Put them in here15. I haven't heard anything16. Have you got it right?17. You will have to get a new one 18. He says it isn't his but I bet it is.19. Let me get my hands washed.20. Some of them have to get off.21. We've got to get our hymn books 22. Shush and get it learned!23. Shut your mouth24. How does he know?25. Bet it isn't hers.26. Now then you, what are you doing27. Have you seen him on the TV28 Call for me at 8:30 in the morning29. It doesn't matter30. Let us go out to the cinema31. Have you got £10?32. He knows nothing about it.33. He's going to get a lot of money for... 34. Let her get on the bus35. He doesn't put his head under the water36. He says he hasn't had it37. Who was he with? was he with himself38. I tell him but he won't listen.39. Let him put his hat on40. I shall clout you if you don't give it to me! 41. It isn't in the tin.42. Get Harry to give you a hand with it43. He's got his at home.44. You need to wash your ears out!45. My dad has got a Jaguar.46. You can if you want.47. It hasn't had anything done to it, that I know of.48. Can you come to our house tonight?49. Where is the boss?50. Get away with you (i.e. sod off). You don't know!
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