House for rent on Laser Street

[LaserWizard]

Hi All, if you've ever wanted to live on Laser Street - here's your chance! All you have to do is move to Hot Springs, Arkansas, USA (boyhood home of Bill Clinton, as the sign says coming into town) and rent this house. It is on a very high hill overlooking the town, you could dominate the night sky shooting lasers out the back door! If you like horse racing, the track is just a few blocks away. It's kind of a questionable neighborhood, but.... you can shoot anyone who tries to steal your stuff! It's Arkansas!

I'd snap it up in a second, but I don't think my wife would go for the neighborhood.

- Tim Walsh