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  1. 05-06-2009, 05:39 #11
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    Ahhh....Sadly we'll all suffer from 'presbyopia' at some time as we get older, it's a simple fact of life

    However, there have been a few 'interesting' articles in the professional press recently...

    http://www.rnib.org.uk/xpedio/groups...ition_eye.hcsp

    http://www.opticianonline.net/Articl...AND%20VITAMINS

    and an article on age-related macular degeneration...

    http://www.opticianonline.net/Articl...AND%20VITAMINS

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    You know age is sneaking up when you go to the movies and the kid behind the counter OFFERS you senior citizens rates without being asked !!!!

    Damn this happened to me recently.. upside is I get to go to the movies cheaper now six years ahead of qualifying...
    I must look old therefore must be old huh !!

    Still anyone over thirty must be ancient looking to some kid about sixteen. At least that's what I'm telling myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitts View Post
    You know age is sneaking up when you go to the movies and the kid behind the counter OFFERS you senior citizens rates without being asked !!!!

    Damn this happened to me recently.. upside is I get to go to the movies cheaper now six years ahead of qualifying...
    I must look old therefore must be old huh !!

    Still anyone over thirty must be ancient looking to some kid about sixteen. At least that's what I'm telling myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserman532 View Post
    What did you say? I cant hear you...And WHO is that talking...I cant see you....CRAP...I just soiled myself
    I just went and got a bunch of Carrot Juice and Acai Berry juice!

    That should fix it all!
    nah wifey got me a dr.apt next week ..argh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserman532 View Post
    What did you say? I cant hear you...And WHO is that talking...I cant see you....CRAP...I just soiled myself
    When I read that, I had a vision of Pat at the movie theater. (With apologies to the Simpsons.) Wait 'til the end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffo View Post
    When I read that, I had a vision of Pat at the movie theater. (With apologies to the Simpsons.) Wait 'til the end!

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    now thats some funny stuff rite thar.
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    The diference between a Young man and and Old man is ......

    An Old man has Wet farts and dry dreams,

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    A Young man has dry farts and wet dreams :=D
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    and the difference between a con artist that speaks 5 languages and an oral sex expert - the con artist is a cunning linguist.......
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