Miley Cyrus MUST HATE LASERS!!!

[Laserman532]

Ok, Im front row center at Miley Cyrus Concert last night in Portland Oregon.

I mean I am covered in her sweat...I talk to the sound guys at the house mix location, tour manager is there. I tell him I started doing lasershows in 1984, have been in National Geographic, built lasers for world tours, invented revolutionary laser systems for the entertainment industry worldwide and have over 30 years of experience in the laser entertainment business.

I offered my services and he turned me down FLATLY... I just dont get it...he acted like I was some kind of a EFFIN CREEPER FREAK or something.

Please someone help me figure out what his problem was!!!

WHAT DID I DO WRONG???

[MechEng3]

You offered a professional service....some people just like to kick a gift horse everytime they see one. I have been guilty of this. I work too cheap to remain employed. I am sure a lot of others do as well. He just missed out on a fine chance to get some real entertainment going on.

[Laser Zone]

You have to use hot chicks to sell your laser service , works every time !!

[Displaser]

Pat,

Was it the sign?....either that or the wig

[sugeek]

You played it wrong... "I am the best your are going to get, you would be LUCKY if I bothered to do a show with you".

-Adam

[Stuka]

Can't imagine why they turned you down - from the looks of the last photo, it's obvious you are a devoted yet professional, mild-mannered fan!



2 questions from those photos -

(1.) Is she old enough to dress like that?

(2.) Where can I get one of those flying motorcycles?

[allthatwhichis]

There is SO much joy on your face... I had to save me a copy of that picture... Please tell me there is video of you dancing at this... event.

[carlos3621]

That last picture, looks like Miley on Crack!

[Mr.Coffee]

The fact of the matter is that you weren't talking to anyone with the ability to make that decision.

but that wig, man Ur HAWT!

[Laserman532]

Can't imagine why they turned you down - from the looks of the last photo, it's obvious you are a devoted yet professional, mild-mannered fan!



2 questions from those photos -

(1.) Is she old enough to dress like that?

(2.) Where can I get one of those flying motorcycles?

I was amazed at all of the 5 to 10 year old girls and mostly preeteens with their moms dressing them up like "Miley" which wasnt so bad (Miley is introducing a clothing line for Walmart...hard to believe huh...). The back up dancers were a collection of sluts and degenerates. I took the time to point out to my daughter (16) all of the "Disney Mind Manipulation Techniques" being used at the show (of which there were hundreds).

The flying motorcycle was cool...I guess, typical Disney production...overpriced bullshit meant to capture the minds of mush into buying into the "RAT" race. The formula works very well.

I could not believe how I was shadowed by security all night long every time I pulled out my cell phone more would gather A lot of people laughed at me but mostly...no one got the message I was trying to convey

They (fat dumb americans) lined up for hours to buy the $35.00 tee shirts, $10.00 posters, $20.00 programs, and $15.00 LED RGB Blinking wand pieces of shit made in China for five cents...pathetic...

Miley did rock tho band was tight