Well folks London & the Worlds screwed , lets face it NO CITY will ever be able to pull off the LIGHTSHOW spectacular that was the Beijing Olympics .
So i thought i would send Boris ( Mayor of London ) an Open letter.
Dear Boris ,
Since you are holding the Mickey Mouse Olympics in 2012 i thought i would offer some advice , lighting wise Beijing pulled it off in a way London would never even be able to contemplate matching , you dont have the budget as 90% of the Budget will go on Health and Safety officers , and you dont have a team with the imagination going by that shit** logo you produced. The Hyde park event afterwards was frankly DULL , and the lighting was non-existant to poor..... you dont have a chance EXCEPT IF YOU USE LASERS .
Seriously Boris the only thing Beijing missed out on was any REAL attempt to use lasers. If you get a team using their imagination you can seriosuly upstage Beijing using lasers shooting around Wembley instantly evaporating all known health and Safety officers in the vicinity.
If you need any help with your lasers contact Frank or Bridge in Beijing ..cos they have more coherant light in their back room than most of us will see in a lifetime.
PAUL
* The logo , to be seen worldwide as branding for london is truely shit , and if you squeeze your eyes together and look at it , it spells shit ..well done Seb and Boris ............if this is how you plan to continue the whole world will be laughing at London.