A Joke a day..

[dnar]

Did you hear about the magician that swallowed two pieces of sting, and passed them?

They came out tied in a knot.

I shit you not.

[absolom7691]

The safe way to watch porn at work!

[hitekvoop]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't.

[dnar]

Little Mary says to her mother "Why were you bouncing up and down on Dadies tummy last night mummy?"

The mother replies "Daddy has a fat tummy and I was making it smaller."

"Won't work mommy"

"The baby sitter will blow daddy up again. "

[dnar]

I saw a magician swallow two pieces of string, and he later passed the string which was tied in a knot.

I shit you not.

[dnar]

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[Draco]

I literal knew a person that believed that, he also believed that using power from the cigarette lighter socket on a car with the engine not running would still consume gas

[VDX]

... he also believed that using power from the cigarette lighter socket on a car with the engine not running would still consume gas

... this is absolute true! ... though - not in 'realtime' ... but when he next time start the engine, it will consume more gas to refill the battery again

Viktor

[Pockels]

Vorsprung Durch Technik

see translation:

"Cheaty cheaty bang bang"

[dnar]

I have been diagnosed with CDO.

It's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.