My wife is not in the wife zone .. she's right on that date/danger line .. oops. well 20 years .. cant go back now ..
Good stuff Dnar .. laffed my ass off .. thanks for posting that.. made my morning
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My wife is not in the wife zone .. she's right on that date/danger line .. oops. well 20 years .. cant go back now ..
Good stuff Dnar .. laffed my ass off .. thanks for posting that.. made my morning
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Mine appears randomly over at least half the chart.....
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"I'm talkin to a chick that is soooo cool.. sooo mellow".. well, they don't exist. you're talking to a dude, man .. that's the tranny zone ... I was fuckin rolling on the floor at that point ..
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Originally Posted by steve-o
Me too!!!!!!!!!!,,!!
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a TEXAS girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The TEXAS girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs
it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,
and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In TEXAS, we have so many illegal aliens that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless TEXAS!
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Sweet!
One of the best weapons people have against tyranny and corruption is ridicule. Thanks for the ammo.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent!
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
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Thats a dad joke!
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Haha! I actually got it from a page that had stupid but funny jokes on it.
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
Which is exactly what makes it a "Dad" joke!
Adam
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